Author: Kelley Filice Jensen
One lump or two? That is what our Grandma’s said when they poured tea and coffee. The days of one or two lumps of sugar are long gone. Now it is 20 or 30 lumps, more like one CUP or two. And we want it, we need it, we deserve it. It is our constitutional right to drink a liter of soda. It is not the government’s role to tell us what to put into our bodies, they should stay out of it. Foot stomp. Hold breath. Turn blue. Petulant child. Petulant OBESE child whose foot stomp has caused the floor to quake.